March 2012
stonedmacgyver asked: going on this mission - ushankas can be sexy hahah
One of my favourite blogs just reblogged me.
nymphoandvirgin:
doggystyleanddeepthroat:
nymphoandvirgin:
I squeaked so loud, I’m an idiot. Don’t mind me.
Best feeling ever.
That blog was you, if you weren’t aware.
Oh… well then.
One of my favourite blogs just reblogged me.
nymphoandvirgin:
I squeaked so loud, I’m an idiot. Don’t mind me.
Best feeling ever.
stonedmacgyver asked: im not sure if i follow you more for the fact of what you blog makes me horny as hell and laugh or because im so curious to find out what you look like
If there's three things I can count on in this...
It’s death, taxes and sociallyawkwardriot will reblog a james deen gif.
<3
pastelchainsaw asked: Yeah, well...YOUR HAIR IS FRIZZY
Anonymous asked: Are you hot?
Anonymous asked: curvy or skinny?
pastelchainsaw asked: Your manicure is horrible
You guys should send me fake hate messages and...
It’ll be fun for everyone.
Also, all my favorite blogs are REBLOGGING ME THIS...
I lurv it.
Dude that's the most negative ask I've gotten in I...
I don’t even know how to feel it’s been so long.
Good thing or bad thing?
Anonymous asked: oh my god would you stop it with the butt porn. it's really gross and i don't like it.
1 tag
Here's the thing about the whole crush situation
I still picture myself as a big goofy awkward wayfarer-wearing dork.
I don’t just go up to bitches and give them the D, even though you think I do.
MUAHAHAHA. MY EVIL PLAN.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
